Baby Dancing
One theory of the reason,
what was it then that brought you here?
It was that early trauma
that we all might have endured.
When you heard the music beating,
from a very early age.
You would start to move your body
in involuntary fashion,
scientifically proven
intrinsic in babies generally.
Not to Mozart do they respond
but to EDM, and held on mother’s lap,
they start movin’ to the rhythm,
would move and shake their entire bodies.
They do respond accordingly.
Some mothers might get nervous
suspicious of the baby dancing,
an auspicious sign of Satan,
that the dancing then is evil.
When he was a little baby,
this was his initial trauma,
when he starting baby dancing,
his mother would constrain him,
and would scold him thinking wrongly
that she saved her son from Satan.
What she really did instead then
was condition inhibition.
T.H. Chalm 